Yes, sometimes when I laugh, well maybe a lot of times, I snort. Yes, yes I know it's extremley unattractive and very embarrasing, but I can't help it. And I just found a website that makes it so much worse of a situation. www.dearblankpleaseblank.com. To give you an example:
Dear God,
Thank you for not creating cows that fly.
Sincerely, a person who just got pooped on by a pigeon.
Dear people with one leg,
We are now hiring!
Sincerely, IHOP
Dear person who said "The way to a man's heart is through his stomache",
Please never become a surgeon.
Sincerely, Society
Dear gingerbread man,
Gotcha!
Sincerely, Chuck Norris
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